Januari 30, 2017
top 10 things that can happen only once ina lifetime 10. witness a monster eclipse nowadays it seems that every other week somecolossal entity hanging in space is either eclipsing something, is being eclipsed bysomething or is preposterously eclipsing itself. we get it, nasa; space is indeed a mysticalplace and the sun, moon and the various planets seem to like randomly merging themselves togetherfor a short period of time, reminiscent of a sporadic mating period. but monster eclipsesare different. these last for several hours and convey a visual element that is so uniquethat some can only be re-experienced after hundreds of years.
on june 5th and 6th of 2012 the world wasable to witness planet venus passing across the face of the sun for about 6 hours therebycausing a small black dot to appear on the sun’s surface. unfortunately, this eventwill not reoccur till 2117. therefore, if you missed it there’s a very, very smallchance you may be able to see it again. 9. donate a kidney if you donate your brain you will die, ifyou donate your heart or lungs you will also die. get the picture? your kidneys, however,come in a pair, which means that under normal circumstances every healthy human being willbe born with two. more interesting is the fact that you only need one to continue tolive a normal life free of artificial treatment
and dialysis, which is the therapeutic procedureused to filter waste products from the blood. it’s as if we were given one kidney as abackup to compensate for all the junk we consume these days. now, if you take ethics and technicalitiesout of the equation it’s very possible to “donate†whichever organs you choose towhomever. just know that no legal or respectable medical organization will ever fulfill yourwish to have your last kidney removed, at least not under normal circumstances. withthat said, a kidney is surely on organ to cherish because you just never know when somelost brother or sister may show up at your doorstep and ask you for a favor. “can ihave a kidney please?†and that’s when you get to say, “sure. but after this we’reeven.â€
8. compete in miss universe since 1952 the miss universe pageant has beeninternationally respected as the granddaddy of all beauty pageants. acquired by mr. donaldtrump in 1996, the pageant still satisfies much of its longstanding traditions, givingmuch of the world something to look forward to year after year, even if for some peoplethat may just be eye candy. throughout the miss universe pageant, beautifulyoung women between the ages of 18-27 from several participating countries put theirbeauty and brains to the test, competing with each other in a series of modeling eventsand question and answer segments. competing in the pageant is a lot of work and is certainlya high-pressured affair. just making it to
the semi-finals of this pageant is a featon its own, yet there is one caveat: you can only compete in the pageant once. yep, justonce. so if you don’t win this time around there is no next year. now that’s a lotof pressure. 7. serve a second term as u.s. president could you imagine what it would be like ifthe same president was capable of governing the united stated of america year in and yearout for 50 years? once a upon a time (1947) before an amendmentwas made to the u.s. constitution it was very well possible for a president to serve morethan two terms in office, as evidenced by franklin delano roosevelt’s three full termsfrom 1933 to 1945. he was then reelected to
serve a fourth term but died shortly afterthat due to a cerebral stroke. many believe that roosevelt’s death is the reason theamendment was made to ensure that no u.s. president could serve more than two terms.even if this could not be proven one cannot dispute that being the u.s. president surelymust take a serious toll on the mind. for this reason, those lucky enough to serve asecond term should always strive to make the best of this once in a lifetime experience. 6. lose your innocence innocence is usually used to refer to somethingthat is chaste, genuine, naã¯ve or blemish-free. do you remember how you used to believe insanta claus and the tooth fairy? yes, admit
it! you were really dumb. sorry, i mean innocent. the term “losing your innocence†couldmean many things to different people. some see losing your innocence as being rid ofyour virginity, some see it as finally “growing up†and others see it as finally learningthat not getting an a in every exam could actually mean you are more intelligent. but whatever you take innocence to mean onething is certain, once you lose it you can’t ever get it back. afterward you will lookat your mommy and daddy and question everything they tell you, possibly shouting, “lies!all lies! i know where babies come from!†5. contract chickenpox
the human body is designed to function efficientlywhile attempting to counteract any foreign matter that invades it. this is most easilyseen in the way our bodies fight off certain sickness and diseases. chickenpox, a highlycontagious disease that is frequent among young children is a prime example. the diseaseis spread via air through coughing and sneezing and causes a severe inflammatory skin rashthat in itself is also contagious. what’s interesting about chickenpox is that onceyou get the disease (providing it’s full-blown) you can’t contract it a second time. thishappens as your body develops antibodies that grant you automatic lifelong immunity to thedisease. nevertheless, there is a compromise to possessing this immunity. chickenpox iscaused by the varicella zoster virus, which
is also the same virus that causes shingles,a more painful rash that can eventually “reactivate†itself years later due to remains of chickenpoxlying dormant in the root of the nerves of those who once contracted it. shingles ismore dangerous as if left untreated can lead to death. so your option is either to attempt to contractchickenpox and hope you don’t eventually contract the more potentially deadly shinglesin the future or not contract chickenpox by attempting to stay far away from all personsin question. 4. regrow a full set of teeth a typical baby is born with no teeth, thoughsome babies have long proven that it is possible
to be born otherwise. generally at aroundone year old babies begin to develop teeth, often one every month or so. by the time thechild is around 3 years old they would have a full set of teeth. children can then startto lose each of their teeth as early as a year after than, which will continue for sometime well into the future. the purpose of this shedding is a biologicalone, which occurs in order to make room for a child’s eventual permanent or adult teeth.once this new set of teeth regrows in the mouth there are no do overs. like it or hateit these will be the only full set of natural teeth you will ever again be fortunate tohave and it’s best you take advantage of using them. once all your natural, permanentteeth are gone they’re gone. of course later
on in life some people obtain wisdom teethbut these don’t come in plentiful enough to be considered a full set. 3. join the illuminati this one is rumored. or is it? there seemedto be a time when the illuminati was at the tip of everyone’s tongue and you could notdare watch a movie or music video without having evangelists or free-minded people screamingthat you should be paying more attention to all the signs. “did you see the secret whitehorse running in the background of that music video?â€, “did you see the dark color ofher eyes?â€, “just look at the way he held his crotch! it’s the secret mark they showas a sign they’ve become one with the devil!â€
sigh. ok we get it, after all this time therehave been so much talk, propaganda and timely coincidences surrounding the illuminati thatthe world is now forced to accept that there may or may not be a secret organization thatultimately intends to control the entire world. one fact most people seem to agree on is thatthe number of times you can join the illuminati is presumably only once. this is because itsrumored that once you join you immediately make a pact with demons and that success inlife shall be yours for as long as you continue to worship them. sever ties with the organizationand it’s rumored you will spend the rest of your life trying to become popular againafter your many unexpected “run-ins with the law†and the many ways in which youseamlessly become a disgrace to society. oh,
it’s also rumored that if you try to “showthem up†they will not rest until they eventually kill you—sort of like how they did in michaeljackson and tupac. rumors people, rumors! 2. dive too deep (the bends) divers will instantly know this one and mayinstantly fear it in the same breath. there are several names to call it including decompressionsickness, divers’ disease and caisson’s disease but the more colloquial term for thedisease is “the bends.†the bends results from a reduction in the ambient pressure surroundingyour body whenever it stays within an unnatural atmosphere for too long. bubbles form in ornear joints and are the presumed cause of the joint pain of a typical “bend.†whenhigh levels of bubbles occur, complex reactions
can take place in the body, usually in thespinal cord or brain. since bubbles can form in or migrate to any part of the body, thebends can therefore produce many symptoms, and its effects may vary from joint pain,dizziness, confusion, headaches, rashes to paralysis and even death, with symptoms constantlychanging over time. decompression illness is fairly common andaffects scuba divers, aviators, astronauts and compressed-air workers. it occurs in approximately1,000 u.s. scuba divers each year. many times a case of the bends is not life-threateningbut if more severe effects are left untreated for too long they can become permanent, ensuringthat divers may never in this lifetime dive again. if for some bizarre (and not recommended)reason you wish to experience this level of
the bends just be sure to do everything youmay have once dreamt of doing while underwater before then. 1. forgo “your manhood†many men prize their “manhood†to be thepinnacle of their existence. after all, they can whip it out, wiggle it, make wee wee withit and if they feel adventurous enough then can even cut it off or freely exchange it.now a word of advice to all men out there. if for whatever reason you get up one dayand get the urge to sacrifice your “manhood†know that no matter what you do it will nevergrow back. yes, never! humans cannot regenerate external body parts.now that that’s in your head if you still
choose to go through with sacrificing yourmanliness, you always have the option of freezing it and eventually trying to have it sown backon; you can even pay to have someone’s else’s “manhood†stitched back on so you caneventually call it yours. regardless, you should still be prepared to live with commentsfrom the general public that may suggest that real men don’t borrow other men’s junk.if you can live with that then respect should go out to you.
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