Februari 03, 2017
(welcome back show) welcome to the welcome back show. this show is a record show where we test the limits of humans. today's challenge is memorization. let me introduce the contestant. it's richard kim! hello, richard. hello.
if you succeed in today's challenge you'll win $1 million. richard. are you confident in memorization? i memorize everything in life. i can memorize her phone number now. really? did you get her number? she said to get lost.
alright. - richard, go back there and get ready. / - okay. we'll see him in a moment. welcome back. for this segment we'll meet someone that's trending. it's oh deokhu. give him a hand. i took a trip around the world on a yacht.
my name is oh deokhu. hello, deokhu. first, allow me to congratulate you on traveling around the world on a yacht. did you travel alone? no, no. i didn't go alone. i went with my love yuka. yuka? is she here now?
yeah. come on out, yuka. yuka! yuka! yuka, what are you doing back there? give me a hug. yuka, give me a hug. yuka, give me a hug. yuka... - deokhu. / - yes. you can wear your bag in front of you. host, thank you.
i feel... happy that i can hug yuka. but deokhu... yuka is a character in a cartoon. what? you insolent person! she's my girlfriend! i can even sing a song with yuka! good job, cute yuka! what are you doing?
oops. host, i'm so sorry. i went too far. - keep going far then. / - yeah! this is the welcome back show. let's check back on richard. richard kim? let's see... who is that?
my secretary. - much work to do. / - i see. - we'll do an interim test now. / - yes. first... i'll ask you a few questions. 47. 47... - you're a bit sweaty. / - i am? - wipe me off. / - 47.
elephant. correct. next is... 5. 5? 5... - 5. / - 5. oops... i dropped it... it's crane. no, no. not a crane.
not a crane. ostrich, ostrich. ostrich. richard, what are you doing? your secretary is giving you all the answers. why are you giving me the answers? get out! wait and see what happens. this is your last chance.
alright. i'll memorize these. we'll check back in a moment. this segment is time for us to meet bob. let's all call him together. 1, 2, 3. bob! i'm bob. yes.
we all have trouble deciding whether to eat black bean noodles or spicy seafood noodles. just order both. i'll teach you all how to really enjoy your food. here's a corndog. how do we add ketchup to really enjoy this? we think about this a lot. let me teach you.
see? very easy, right? next is pizza. we all love pizza. i'll show you how to enjoy it. first, order 5 pizzas of various toppings that you like. then call your 5 closest friends. and you brag. i'm bob!
richard will start his challenge now. please open the curtains. - richard, are you done memorizing? / - yes. i see. to be fair... we'll have someone in the audience call out the numbers. someone in the audience? yes, we'll pick someone at random.
- yes. / - i'll pick someone. the guy over here... how about picking this woman? a woman. - a woman? / - yes. who? - her. / - alright. please give her the mic. please help us out.
call out 3 numbers that you see here. ready... start the challenge. 6. 6 is... sheep. correct! 12. - 12. / - 12 is monkey. 18.
18... 18, 18. - 18. / - that's... chimpanzee. correct! richard succeeds in his challenge! thank you. surprise. hold on. i think i've seen this woman before.
isn't that your younger sister? junho, they found out! run, minjin! run! - run! / - you fail! richard will face another challenge next time. welcome back! (supernatural) my super power is to read minds. i'm hiding my power
to live among humans. i heard there's a supernatural man living here in hiding with a lot of money. there is no money or a supernatural man here. this guy will judge to see if you have a super power. i can stop time when i hold my breath. i'm times. i don't have a super power! no! my kite!
times, find the money. i know it's in there. find the key and take the money! - yes, boss. / - no way! what happened? i got hurt. you pathetic... where'd he go? what a pathetic lackey.
that's it. it's my turn now. here i go! i won't be defeated by an attack like that. because i have this guy! i'm a healer that can heal all wounds. i'm healer lee. god bless you. i'll heal you. god bless you.
with him by my side, i'm invincible. no need for me to fight. healer lee, you finish him! i'll take him on. my chin! god... i think i can reach... see if it reaches. beat it!
all your lackeys are pathetic. i guess i'll have to show you my power. i'll connect your soul and mine. i am... soul bluetooth! i'll transmit pain to you. alright... i'll take this wooden scooper and hit the inside of my thigh...
that stings... how was that? i bet your thigh is killing you! it's not that bad. yeah? then i'll transmit greater pain. this gong... - what will you do? / - i'll put it here. if i...
hit this gong on this cart... how do you think you'll feel? look. this is the gong. this is... i'll go like this... what do you think will happen to you? you're trembling with fear. i'll take it easy on you today. no!
i won't be defeated by that. let's see this through to the end. push me as hard as you can. then i'll transmit great pain to you. i'll give you another chance to think about it. no... finish me off... like a man. as you wish.
not my wish. as you wish! (she was pretty) when the girls come, i'll go behind them and scare them by grabbing their legs under the bench. i'd better prank them... they're here! nami.
- yeah? / - what are you doing tomorrow? no plans. - yeah? / - yeah. then do my homework for me. i have a ton of plans. you're so sly! goodness! what is this? ugly, you...
- you stepped on me... / - ilgwon. that didn't startle me at all! i was the one that was startled. ilgwon, why'd you ask us to come out when it's cold? don't just stay home because it's cold. this is when you should be out, exercising and sweating. let's play badminton.
great! sounds like fun. - one for you and one for me. / - yes. good job! - this is so fun! / - you're so great, pretty. look at the sweat. hey. don't just stand there. hold my jacket! ilgwon, am i a gofer?
why would i hold this? just hold onto it! if you don't want to... wear it! it's cold! you're such a rascal! you're a rascal! ilgwon. you were worried about the cold?
yeah. worried my jacket would get cold. you keep it warm, ugly! goodness! ilgwon. i lifted up by pen to study but i could only think of your face! - goodness... / - so i drew you. it looks just like me. let's just throw this out.
throw this picture out. why? the real picture is here. i'm a picture. - goodness! / - i'm a picture. - i'm a picture. / - goodness! - goodness! / - how sweet. my teeth are about to rot. ilgwon, what is this?
hey, don't touch my stuff without asking! is this me? hey... what? this isn't me. i guess you draw pictures of pretty girls to try to pick them up. who is this hussy? don't call her that!
that's you. you look like that in my eyes! is this really me? look carefully. it looks similar. this fly right here. - it looks just like you, ugly! / - what? - give me that! / - hey! - i worked hard on that! / - let go! - let it go! / - let go... let my hand go.
let go! you're holding my hand, ugly! aren't you hungry after exercising? - i am. / - that's why i brought bread! - thank you! / - only two though. then i'll enjoy this one. hey! you two are always eating stuff together. let's play rock, paper, scissors... - and the winner gets to eat. / - geez...
then... ilgwon. what are you going to play? a man plays rock. rock, paper, scissors! - looks like pretty won! / - i won. - eat up. / - so this is mine. ilgwon, what are you going to play? whatever i want to. don't ask me...
why did you change your hand? - play again! / - alright, fine! hey! is that a fist or scissors? neither! it's a heart! is that for me? yeah, it is. look carefully. it's a booger.
- gross! / - geez... do you like me? what? why do you think that? if you like someone, you play pranks on them and you're mean to them. you like me, don't you? i can't believe this... answer me! i don't know!
think whatever you want! (real sound) hello! we will change the onomatopoeia you use in everyday life to be more detailed and precise. we are real sound or rs. this is today's sentence. "coffee was made in the kitchen with a clatter." coffee being made is clatter.
isn't this a bit strange? have any of you made coffee in the kitchen and it went clatter? clatter when you do the dishes! is the only sound from the kitchen clatter? there is no sounds like this! that's right. the sound of making coffee isn't clatter. it depends on where the coffee is being made.
first, this is how it sounds when espresso is being made at a coffee shop. let's hear the precise pronunciation. real sound! bitter! this is how it sounds when coffee is made in a home. hot!
coffee is made at work. wasn't that realistic? let's move on to chapter 2! "the hair was cut short with a snip." the sound of hair being cut is snip. when you get your hair cut does it really sound like snip? how does it make that sound? there is no sound like that!
that's right. the sound of hair being cut is not snip. the sounds are all different for man, soldier and woman. this is how it sounds when a man's hair is cut. a soldier gets his hair cut. salute. and... women usually get their hair cut short
after a break up. this is how it sounds when a woman gets her hair cut short after a break up. hold on... let's review what we learned today. coffee being made in a home. a soldier getting his hair cut. salute! making coffee at work.
this has been real sound! thank you! (301 302) i ran into the guy next door on the bus today. we were almost home and he was asleep so i poked his arm and said, "excuse me." he woke up totally startled. what? was it like a dream being woken up by me? my arm got a bruise. what did she hit me with?
i ran into the guy next door while skiing yesterday. i was taking the gondola up alone and the guy next door kept staring at me. what's with this guy? do you want to ride with me that badly? stop staring, dummy! dummy! the gondola was dragged on the ground. it became a sled.
is something going on with the girl next door? i saw her at the hospital earlier. did she hurt her back? she was holding her side. a car accident? i was supposed to get a shot in my bottom, but they shot me in my side. how does this look like a butt? gosh! oh, right.
i saw her at a restaurant earlier. she kept bobbing her shoulders trying to act cute. why did she keep bobbing her shoulders? i couldn't fasten my pants. i'd better switch to elastic waistbands. i was enjoying a nice dinner of spaghetti on the roof. i went home for some cola
and my casserole dish disappeared. who took my casserole dish? i picked up a bathtub. but why did it smell like tomato? - 301, 302! / - yes. come on out. - come on out. / - yes. i hear you two are always together! you two must be dating!
we're not! not yet... what are you saying? there's nothing going on between us. oh, come on. the head of the women's group saw you. i heard you two went to the pool together. we just met by chance. i heard when she was on the diving board,
you were staring at her with your mouth open. why'd you do that? as soon as she went on the diving board it became a slide. all wobbly... your imagination is funny. do you think that'll fool me? even my son saw you two! what did he see?
you gave her a hug from behind at a spicy rice cake stand. why would you hug her from behind if you're not dating? that wasn't a hug from behind! i couldn't reach the fish cakes! let me get a fish cake... just one! what's this?
that's my hand! your excuse is funny. anyway, you two should get together! i want to move! (veteran) are you all ready for the performance? - yes! / - okay. - big trouble! / - what? the sound director got into an accident...
- and can't make it. / - what? - shouldn't i just play the sounds? / - yeah. you're all veterans anyway. alright! the performance is starting! okay... my brother... jaein, wait a little longer. i'm going to save you. mungyu, are you okay?
i think your altitude sickness is getting worse. i'm okay. yeah! a little more and we're where jaein is stranded. - let's just hang in there a bit longer. / - yes. we'll take a break here. this is alpha, this is alpha. come in. yes, sir. the weather is very bad today.
return to the base camp. they're telling us to come back. what should we do? what? no. - tell them not until i save jaein. / - yes. i have to tell them... it's broken.. it's working now. hey... what the... hey... i texted them.
do your job properly! mungyu! you'll be okay if you drink some hot water. it's done boiling. here... it's off. i said i turned it off... stop boiling! stop boiling... why is there a train here?
- it's the snowpiercer! / - yeah. no more time to waste. - let's hurry. / - yes. sir. what are you guys doing? you can't go up in this weather! stop right there! why am i skating? sir, you stop!
i want to stop too... stop! stop! gosh... there. listen carefully. i said listen carefully. not knocking... carefully... do you want to build a snowman? why a snowman?
i'm going to save my brother. if you keep doing this... i shouldn't go... jonghyeok. stop being stubborn and come down now! sir! what about my brother jaein who is fighting the cold all alone? you both might end up dead!
mungyu, what's wrong? sir, it's so cold. it's dangerous if your temperature drops more. put this on for now. i guess you don't want to give it to me. it's not like that... i almost have it off. there. it's too cold to take this off.
mungyu. come to your senses! if you fall asleep now, you'll die! jonghyeok, i'm so sleepy. - give him this medicine. / - yes. mungyu, take this... he's falling asleep. - hey, hey. / - you'll fall asleep. geez!
take mungyu down. i'll go up alone. are you insane? what can you do by yourself? this is all the food you have left! you have enough for a month. no wonder my shoulders felt heavy. i'm going up by myself! you...
what the... what's wrong with your foot? the frostbite is severe. you need first aid. you said you'd give me first aid. better get rid of your foot odor first. sir, what do we do now? i called for an emergency chopper on the way up. we'll take that down.
here it comes. here we are! here! mungyu, shoot a flare and signal them. yes, sir! looks like we'd better rescue them. i'm begging you! jaein is still alive!
you can't go alone! this my last order. we're all going to save jaein. let's go! it's the snowpiercer. - let's ride in this. / - yes. (cooking goya) hello! i'm jeong seunghwan of cooking goya. he'll teach you how to make
tasty dishes in a fun and easy way. it's chef goya! i'm very happy to be here. i'm so excited to be cooking. looking forward to it? so let's start cooking... i asked a question. - looking forward to it? / - what? it was a question.
you're supposed to answer. - yes. / - yeah. looking forward to it. i sure am! that wasn't a question. you didn't have to answer. you're very unique. chef, what's today's dish? today we'll make parboiled octopus
for the youngsters that party all night. parboiled octopus for the youngsters. how is it different from the normal kind? when you make it, you imagine clubbing. you imagine clubbing? i'm going to make it, so i'll imagine now. i'm clubbing now... there's a girl.
she's coming to hit on me. she's so pretty! i like her so i take her outside to see her in the light. - it's a middle-aged woman. / - what? - she has a lot of freckles. / - what? big wrinkles here... it was ridiculous. i was so about to get angry
but the woman saw my face and got angrier at me. - is my face that weird? / - what? do i need to keep it like this? i'm asking you a question. what do i do? just keep it like that for now. - focus on your cooking. / - yeah. anyway...
the parboiled octopus... when it comes to clubbing there has to be a womanizing player. a womanizing player? it's... him. that's just an octopus. how is he a womanizer? he has a girlfriend for every leg he has.
- 8 girlfriends... / - yeah. - he's really popular at the clubs. / - why? he's well-educated. really? an octopus? he uses his ink to write. - really? / - he can even... speak 3 languages! 3 languages? english, japanese and octopus.
yes, chef... please keep going. anyway, the player is here so there needs to be a lady. who is it? this girl never goes home from the club. bamboo shoot. a club rat. she just dances and doesn't go home.
why does she only dance? her head is empty. - totally empty. / - yeah. she has no future. no thoughts... - just enjoys the present. / - yes. she's someone you want to give advice to. anyway, the player octopus fell for her when he saw her dance like this. he tried to seduce her by dancing.
- he did the moonwalk. / - moonwalk? moonwalk? - an octopus does the moonwalk? / - yeah. that's how he got her. and when things started heating up, bamboo shoot's friend showed up. vinegar. why did vinegar show up? to sour the mood.
- i see. / - every hot girl has a friend like this. that's true! we're not interested in hanging out! we're just here to dance! so annoying... but all she did was dance. how did you know that? she smells sour. so sour... she has that smell.
but... thankfully... the octopus made sure things were clear and secretly came out with bamboo shoot behind vinegar's back. how? - with a net. / - with a net. with a net. they came out... then...
the octopus kissed her! how can an octopus kiss? with these suckers. so... they went into their own space. the two are in their own space. now just let them cook? this is when you add wine. to eliminate the fishy smell.
no. to get things moving quickly. - moving? / - this is the best to set the mood. some wine... things are smooth now. right? i've made some progress thanks to wine too. i was drinking wine at a wine bar and a young lady approached me. it's the freckled old lady again. - her again? / - it's her!
i was shocked! but after a glass of wine, her freckles disappeared. after two glasses, her wrinkles smoothed out. she got prettier! so what happened while you were drinking? i spent $1,280 in drinks. what's going to happen to my deposit? where do i live now?
my insides boil when i think of that. you're boiling inside and so is the octopus. let me check how cooked it is... - don't do it like that. / - yes. you have to be quiet. like this. are you done? like that.
- now it's done. / - i see. things are good and it's nicely cooked. the octopus is very nicely cooked. oops... - oops... / - what? he's not cooked. he's bruised. why is it bruised? he got beaten up by bamboo shoot
for cheating on her. goodness... (her) many people have asked me this. "what kind of girl do you like?" good question... i've dated all sorts of girls but none are my type. what kind of girls have i dated? honey!
nami is here! gosh... you found me again. - honey. / - yeah? i have good news and bad news. what do you want first? the good news. i don't have to go home tonight. give me the good news first. come on!
- so tonight, we'll... / - break up. we broke up tonight. when i felt that korean girls weren't my type i met this girl. she had blonde hair, white skin. she was totally my ideal type. - honey! / - she was good at korean too. i'm natasha! i took a plane and boat from russia to see you!
good job. natasha, let's go eat. i have a class to go to at school. then go to class. i'll be waiting nearby. why'd you laugh? this is obvious but i'll pretend to act surprised. i'll be in focused in class and the door of the lecture hall will suddenly open. someone in a helmet is standing with flowers.
people are murmuring. then the guy in the helmet would approach me. he'll say, "delivery." he'll give me the flowers, take off his helmet and sing. 'appearing in front of my eyes' 'you keep appearing' then you'll show up, right? are you writing dramas these days?
- that only happens in dramas! / - what? i was deceived! korean dramas deceived me! natasha. i can't do an event like that for you but i'll love only you forever. forget it! we can't get married anyway! what do you mean? my husband has to be taek! stop watching dramas!
i should take a plane and boat back to russia! the last girl i dated was someone that truly understood me. hun! - my baby. / - yes... hello, miss suji. how indecent! don't call me suji! call me sister.
i don't want to, suji. bad boy! sister. how nice! hun, take a look at this! i gave that tumbler to you as a gift. what's in here? - coffee. / - that's carp extract. - it's rich in calcium. / - no wonder...
sister, keep this in your bag. that's dangerous! it's not like putting it in can kill you. it can. palbok got to buy the cultivator he always dreamed of. he offered up a pig's head for a good luck ritual. "please let me safely ride this thing." and as soon as he put money up the pig's nose...
he got the plague. that's how the entire village got the plague and the good luck ritual became a memorial. that's how you'll leave me, hun! i won't let you have my heart! i'll always be by your side. i won't fall for sweet words like that. honestly. you're the most precious person to me.
you're so charming! - oh, right. sister. / - yeah? - did you bring the photo? / - yeah. we're going to exchange our child photos. that's right. a photo of hun... - mine. / - gosh! let me see... goodness... let me see... - what do you think? / - let me see! - can you see? / - how lovely!
- sister, where's yours? / - here. - let me see. / - ta-da! it's in black and white... wow! this is so cool. was this taken on a trip? - that's garosugil, apgujeong. / - what? this used to be all fields. mulberry fields. so pretty.
- let me take a shot of this... / - how indecent! it's not like it could kill you. palbok's little sister palsun studied very hard despite her dad scolding her that a girl doesn't need to study. as she wrote each character, her pen stopped writing. and as soon as her tongue touched the pen...
she got the plague. that's how the entire village got the plague. palsun didn't know and those words she was writing became her will! bye, hun! sister... sister! (catchphrase makers) like in the last episode, we'll be using a catchphrase sent in by a viewer.
we'll show you now. this is a catchphrase sent in by park yeji in uijeongbu. she's here right now. it's a catchphrase to say go away. here it is. i'll do it. get away, or go to a temple... 'or a church' temple and church...
we'll show you in a skit now. geunji. calm down! don't move! it aches, it aches all the way to the apartment! this is the roof of your apartment! save me... why me when there are other people? why? why? wifi!
- that's why it's you! / - geunji! - what's going on? / - chief. what's going on at my house? there's a hostage situation. - hold on.... / - what is it? the hostage is your wife. my wife? he's threatening her with a gun! my wife of 14 years
is being threatened by the culprit's weapon so her life is in danger? are you smiling? okay, okay, okinawa! how did you know? wait... i love my wife. there! i'll take charge of this case! you can't let your personal feelings get in the way! move it!
get away! - chief! / - you do it! - i'll take care of this case. / - yeah, do that. geunji! listen to me carefully. i know how you feel. i understand. it could happen. but this isn't right.
think about your departed mother! - she's alive. / - oops! - are you playing games? / - what are you doing? don't handle the culprit like that. profiler professor yang. hey, geunji. stop it now. are you going to end your life so easily? you're still young! forget it! my life is over!
what? your life is over? when it comes to life... with the energy from the earth and the energy of sky... it's too long! why are you talking about yourself? hey! shorty! - shorty? / - get over here. who is he talking about?
ugly guy, get over here! that's me! what is it? alright. what's the reason? why is my wife the hostage? you don't remember? you put me in jail! 4 years ago you grabbed me by my hair in yeongdeungpo! i still have a bald spot this big!
- you don't remember. / - sorry, sorry, myanmar. - i'll never forgive you! / - alright! okay! this woman has done nothing wrong, right? talk to me. let her go. i'll go to you. stay back! - wait. i'll come. / - get away! or a go to a temple! 'or to a church'
- the culprit is going crazy! / - he's crazy! the culprit is crazy! we shouldn't provoke him anymore. geunji! alright! i understand you. but that woman is the wife of a man. you have a wife too. i brought your loving wife here. it's your wife!
- this is my wife. / - oops! - hey! / - ma'am! are you kidding around? sorry! - i'll get you on the phone with your wife. / - yeah. good. - i'm not getting any reception. / - what? - no reception! / - no reception? - oh, no... / - honey, help!
- i got reception! / - you did? put your hands down! - no reception again! / - really? - what do we do? / - you fool. it's not your wife i want! what do you want then? money? - $1 million? / - no! - $2 million? / - no!
what do you want? celery, bellflower and ginger. you jerk... get me 5kg of each. - what? / - get them to me in organic! how can we get those in organic? when it comes to organic... with the energy from the earth and the energy from the sky... the blood, sweat and tears of the farmers
that don't use pesticides... sungkwang, why aren't you stopping me? go ahead and finish. it's only funny when you stop me. - let's see how far this goes. / - there's nothing! - really? / - yeah. then get lost! you didn't come up with anything! beat it! you jerks!
get the celery, bellflower and ginger now! - hurry! / - get them! they're coming, they're coming. what will you do with these? i used this method 4 years ago. watch. look here! it's your favorite. celery. you got celery. okay, okay.
- put them all down. / - alright. here's your bellflower. - put them down! / - alright. and here's the ginger. happy? did eating celery make you crazy? did eating bellflower make you batty? eat some ginger and get your head straight! got him!
- got him! / - i got caught! my plan was a success! (comedy idols) we're the idol comedy team... like... - or... / - dislike! hello, everyone. we're the idol comedy team lod. why is it that only handsome actors and handsome singers have fan clubs? comedians can have that too!
again, we'll tell you reasons why you have to like us today and join our fan club. popular entertainer kim jungmin... join the fan club, join the fan club! kim jungmin? jungmin and i are friends. i thought it would be funny if she was on our skit. so i called her and invited her.
she gladly agreed. but she gave me two terms. that she'd talk about anything here except plastic surgery and exposure. what else do you have to talk about? that's all you have! - stop it. / - hyojong! hyojong. i have plenty to talk about.
i'll get you some proper fans today. kim gura... i was in the waiting room with gura. he suddenly said to me, "jungmin, i saw a photo of you as a child actress. how much work did you get done on your face?" gura, i didn't change that much. i just got a nose job.
for someone with just a nose job you look very different. no, this is... you know. girls become prettier as they get older, get massages and wear makeup. but go ara still looks the same. she looks the same but you've really changed. this is because ara is weird.
anyway, to kim gura and go ara who humiliated me... and people with abs like me... - join the fan club, join the fan club! / - wait... you said you wouldn't talk about exposure. guess that's all i have to talk about. well... i worked hard to make these abs but they didn't become that big of an issue.
just a photo isn't enough. show everyone here your abs now! - here... / - here. - live? / - yeah. live. - with no help. / - yes. these aren't just normal abs. they're crab abs. - crab abs... / - i see it.
- i see a crab. / - crab abs. a crab. anyway, people with abs like me... jungmin! did i do a good job? even with your abs... you're weaker than go ara! - geez... / - i'm next. popular idol yezi of fiestar...
last week i asked yezi to sing at my friend's wedding. "hwon, i'll liven things up. don't worry." on the day of my friend's wedding, yezi got ready to sing the song. she went... 'crazy dog, crazy dog' she sang "crazy dog" at a wedding! at a wedding? are you kidding me?
hwon. i only did that song because the groom loves it and asked me to do it. but "crazy dog" at a wedding... anyway, i'll get you some proper fans today. reporters that wrote i look like a pretty comedian... there was an article like that? yes, a big one. saying i look like a pretty comedian...
look. "a doppelganger appears! pretty comedian..." pretty comedian... is it kim jimin? i was excited too. i clicked on the article and it said... - kim nina! / - wait... kim nina? - hey, yezi! / - hey...
hold on. stand still. - look at the camera. / - look at the camera. we look the same! how do we look alike? make a pose you're good at. geez... how do we look alike? when i pass by girls go, "yezi, give us an autograph." and we don't look alike?
it's only because you're dressed like this! don't deny it! anyway, people that think i look like yezi... wow! yezi and nina! you may look alike but that was weak! - he's strong. / - i'm next. this time i'll get fans with my friends. if you've ever used emoticons like these... - what is it? / - what emoticons?
these emoticons! help me out, friends! see? we're the comedy idol team that's spreading around the world! like... (wiggle wiggle) wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. hey, i saw park bogum at the tv studio recently. i was shocked.
why were you so shocked? he looks just like me when i was young. wow! hey, sanghun. - i have an important announcement. / - what? what important... why do you need an umbrella for an announcement? it has a use. i'm... celibate.
what the... is this the sound of rain? no. the sound of women crying. he's gang dongwon not choi minsu! they said the hot color of 2016 is red. photos of celebrities perfectly pulling off red. wow. they all have perfect faces and bodies. they're all per...
someone doesn't belong here. what? who? everyone here but you! everyone here but you! you! wow, wow. yeonggil. - this isn't the time for this. / - what is it? i sent a story to a radio show. it's time for it to air.
this is "super junior's kiss the radio." i'm ryeowook. the next story is from comedian lee sanghun. that's me. it says... "let's do this?" let's do this. sanghun. control the women here again.
in exactly 10 seconds i'll make the women here scream. you all should be hungry now. i prepared a tasty snack for you all. they're... these delicious sausages. yeah... hold on. you too? alright. i'll make one real quick.
i'll make one real quick! here. don't eat it! don't eat it! don't eat it! see? she really ate it. you're my puppet! (get up) ready... action! okay... cut!
good work. - good work. / - let's take five. chan. you're finally a director after being assistant for 10 years! - congratulations! / - director lee. mr. ceo. i think we'll have to change directors... - for this movie. / - what?
the investors keep complaining that the director is bad. what about me? you'll be assistant director again. work hard. excuse me... demoted as soon as i was promoted. i guess i'm not meant to be a movie director. no, chan. you can't give up here.
think about your dad that's always... - rooting for you. / - dad? chan! - dad. / - yeah. i don't think i can work in movies anymore. chan, don't say that. think about how your mom and i raised you. chan, look. your mom came to the movie set
and after she saw you work hard, she cried. she passed out rice cakes to the production staff and sweated. and when the lead actor shot a love scene... why did you drool? why do you keep looking at the actor and then at me? why did you sigh?
that's it. i'll show you! you're getting a younger sibling today! what's with my family? no, chan! get up! get up, chan! you have your successful businessman friend that would give his life for you. you have kilee. my best friend kilee?
kilee. my buddy, chan! - hello, ma'am. / - hello. what's wrong? why are you so down? you got married and became successful. and i'm a total mess. i can't bear to face you. - here. / - huh? - that's $5 million. / - what?
make whatever movie you want. how can i accept all this money? - i can't! / - it's okay. you said you wanted to shoot a movie with hyun bin in italy. use this to do that. as for the money... what's this? i'm so busy... you take this, honey.
- pay me back when you're successful. / - thanks. honey, our company went bankrupt! what do we do, honey? just take this money! it's alright. chan, that won't effect the way my wife and i will live. right? yes, it's okay...
she's pregnant? yeah, chan. - you said you'd shoot in italy, right? / - yeah. - can't you change that to itaewon? / - huh? just kidding. - you said you'd shoot with hyun bin, right? / - yeah. - how about park hyunbin? / - what? i can't take this. just take it back, kilee.
chan. if you feel that uncomfortable, just give me enough for my baby's formula. - how much does formula cost? / - $5 million. kilee... even my friend goes bankrupt! no, chan! get up, chan! get up! you said you wanted to become a famous director and shoot all around the world.
a world-class movie director? good afternoon, sir. my name is jamie. i am your new assistant director. so you're my assistant director. my korean's not that good. you know what i'm saying? alright. let's work well together. thank you, thank you. movie star go ara should be back there.
go get her. go ara. - oh! i like her. i love her. / - he must like her. come on, come on. koala. no! go ara! forget it! forget that. check for the article about our movie.
it should be on page 2. don't look at page 1. look at page 2. page 2! lee myungbak. look at page 2! lee myungbak! it's him! did you speak informally? obama! i want to give up!
no, chan! get up! (the perfect couple) - seunghye. / - yeah. congratulations on opening your business. thanks, honey. - you're a ceo now. / - that's right. since i'm your first customer... - i'll buy something pretty. / - what will you buy? you, seunghye!
sora! - hello. / - hey! - hello. / - hello. seunghye, congratulations. - this is a gift. / - thank you. are you all ready to open? almost. but i still don't have a part-timer. - really? / - yes.
i live right near here. i'll work part-time. - will you? / - you'd better pay me a lot. madam ceo! - gosh! / - you're the ceo. honey, you have a job! - right. / - i'll make sure i find you... - a part-timer by today. / - okay, honey. seunghye, there are so many pretty things here. - really? / - so many...
i designed all these myself. what pretty gloves! - so pretty. / - honey. - let's get matching gloves. / - sounds good. - how about these? / - i don't like them. - really? / - how about these? - they're a bit girly. / - yeah? - seunghye, did you make this too? / - yeah. - honey, what about this? / - looks nice.
- listen to me carefully. / - yeah. what did i send to you as a gift for chuseok? sesame oil or face grease? - sesame oil! / - sesame oil! - that was a hard one! / - we're a great couple! i sent sora face grease. - this was my gift. / - wow. so oily.
- you two are the perfect couple. / - yeah. - sora. / - yeah? pick everything you want here. it's my treat today. go ahead and pick anything you want. i wanted a hair band. - hair band? / - find a hair band. what about the one seunghye has on? that's pretty.
- right? / - you want to try this on? - should i? / - here. - ta-da. / - how does it look? it only looks pretty on seunghye. seunghye! listen carefully to what i say. what gift did you buy me? a guitar or camel? - guitar! / - guitar!
i got sora a camel. camel. wow! you guys are the perfect couple! camel... seunghye, your store is so pretty. i'll take a photo and post it on my sns to promote. - really? thank you! / - sure. sora is really big on sns.
- right. / - really? sora. you know i always click "like" on your sns posts, right? really? i click "like" on your posts too. so from now on we... like each other! honey, i'll buy you a scarf. pick one out.
what's going on? - a scarf. / - what would be nice? how about this one? it's nice... - is it? / - but your collar... how's this, honey? - his collar is up. / - then i should put it down. - yeah. / - i'll put it down. - how's this? / - isn't this better?
- is it? / - yeah. try it on. - how do i look? / - turn. does it look good? - it suits you. / - how do i look? we'll be going now. - let's go. / - let's go. (welcome to korea) hello, foreigner friends!
i live in a country called korea. i'm jungeun. i'm haecheol. i heard there are many foreigners that want to visit korea because of k-pop and korean wave dramas. so we'll give you some tips for when you visit korea. come visit korea! i'm sure there are foreigners that like
korean dramas. but no need to watch dramas when you're in korea. you can see various dramas when you see korean married couples. you said you had to work overtime but you went drinking last night. you went to karaoke and you even paid. how did you know?
"heard it through the grapevine." honey. i'm wearing makeup today. how do i look? pretty. "mask." honey, the kids are asleep. should we get in the mood? "reply 1988!" see? like you saw an entertaining drama.
americans in the land of famous dramas, come visit! i bet you've never seen "prison break" shot in a bedroom. our lives are fun like in dramas here. there are many things to see in korea. when there's a traffic accident you can see various shows. watch where you're driving!
you're the one that ran into me first! this lady hit me! a one-man show. don't play games with me. do you know who i am? do you know how much this car costs? a quiz show. i don't care about all that! - hit me if you have money! / - goodness...
hit me! even a strip show! see? what a show! french in the land of shows, come visit. i bet you've never seen an idiotic show live. there's so much to see here. next, a lot of people think working conditions aren't good in korea. we'll introduce the best job
for people like that. annual income: $150,000. work hours: you decide. car provided, gas paid for, personal office, 6 assistants and social security for life after retiring. what is this god-like job? a congressman! what do you have to do to really become
a congressman? if i'm elected as a congressman, i'll lead the meetings myself! $1,000 for any date a guy and a girl goes on! $100,000 for any couple that gets married! i will solve the low birth-rate issue in this area! you just have to be a good liar. aussie's in the land of the high vote-rate, come visit!
i bet you've never wanted to stab the guy you elected. we have a god-like job here. lastly, we'll teach you a great tip in korean, the language of korea. korean isn't as hard as you'd think. when your friend hits you and runs away... hey... hey! oh, i'm so mad!
that's what you say. but in korea... - dang it... / - that's all you need to say! but when it's too much of a hassle to chase that friend down and hit them back... pass it on. that's what you can say! see? you can come visit with tips like this. our country is so fun and interesting.
(serious kingdom) according to the joseon era records, during the rule of king serious it was said that laughter makes the country silly so the era became serious. despite laughter being banned in this country, you dare make people laugh? i'll find the one and punish him! - we're innocent! / - shut it!
i know the mastermind is among you. who is it? your highness, he made people laugh with a korean poem on the streets. - a korean poem? / - yes. okay. recite a korean poem. but! it must not be funny. make it serious. the topic will be words related to school. how can i not be funny with a korean poem? i'll do a search on how to be unfunny.
no results. how can we be unfunny with no results. drop the act. you're first. you'll do education. education. - are you ready? / - yes. start. education...
the principal's speech... has been going on for an hour already! my legs are killing me! teacher, that kid passed out! you win 1st place! i'm so pleased! so the unfunny one shows up in the beginning! you get a job in office for being unfunny? you get a position in office for being unfunny.
you're second. - you'll do homeroom teacher. / - yes. homeroom... how dare a student smoke? teacher... you little punk. he's the funny one! beat him! how dare you make people laugh? - now you're next. / - yes.
- you'll do absent. / - absent. yes. absent... so you're going to drop out? absent... you worthless fool! beat him too! - i think you just winged that one! / - i didn't. i'll do one more with cafeteria food. - one more with cafeteria food? / - yes.
cafeteria... so you're the one that was singing instead of eating during lunch? is it your dream to become a singer? food... you noisy fool. keep beating him! what a relief. who is the mastermind?
your highness, the mastermind made people laugh by acting out situations. - acting? / - yes. alright. act out situations now. but! if a single person laughs you will be punished! - alright. / - but this is funny. - we'll work together then. / - alright. this situation you'll see is
based on the real lives of two old men. - stop it! / - no way! oh! save me! this situation is one old man popping a pimple.
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