Februari 08, 2017
lena: my idea for our next prank was to do something, where someone gets really big remorses. something like do something bad to your best friend, so bad that you get an incredible remorse. paul: as my 4 wisdom teeth got pulled out, my wife gave 8 times as much medication to me than she should've. i had an overdose. that was quite fierce. l: you nearly died? p: i had to puke a lot and was just in another world bascially. l: but that's a good idea, if the friend would have to puke or would break out in a huge rash, that's something very awful for girls. jan: yeah, we just need some special effect make up artists. they have to be able to create nasty wounds, disgusting rashes, almost zombie faces. l: but do we have someone who is good at acting? p: we have one girl, called annabell and in her casting video it seemed as if she can act. annabell: hi, i'm annabell, 27 years old and from bad homburg. i'd really like to prank my best friend lisa. lisa i have to say i'm sorry, but i'm actually not because you earned it. love you! l: ok, she is the perfect person for that prank! j: she has got a bit of a spiteful remark, that's good. a: yeah, definitely. so lets diddle lisa.
l: for that prank it's very important that the side-effects seem as real as possible. to make that sure, jan has to be a part of this prank. p: that's really good, you'll never be able to guess that it's fake. j: it feels extremely real. a: hi, nice to meet you! a: omg, how disguisting. p: you are a very pretty girl, so it's gonna be even more fun to see you with the ugly make up. l: ok, that looks really disgusting. the place where it happens is a hospital. everything starts with the pseudo tummy ache from her best friend and our shill annabell. lisa has no idea what is about to happen. not even that she is about to give her best friend an overdose. a: i have a big acute pain in my abdomen.
doc: i think, we can fix that. i have to go to the next patient. but you lisa, can you help her and give her 20 drops of this medicine? l: she is not scared, she takes the bottle, very good. doc: in about 15 min i'll be back. a & lu: thanks. l: lisa counts 20 drops now. l: lisa, just do a bit more .... :d a: i'm so sorry. li: me too. a: yeah but you had to come here with me.. li: yeah well we can't change it now. l: is she pissed already? p: yeah, a bit. doc: ok girls, how are you? a: yeah, it's still quite crampy. doc: you gave her 2 drops now right? li: 20! you said 20! doc: no, not 20! li: you said 20 !
doc: you really gave her 20 drops of this medicine now? ok stay calm. l: that went really well! doc: you lay down now, angle your legs. it's possible that you get some side effects. l: ok, lisa already has a real bad conscience now. doc: breathe calm. a: i still fell ok. lisa, all is good. doc: don't worry it's gonna be fine. doc: it's only a light nausea and a bit circuit. doc: if something is going wrong, just call a nurse, she is down the corridor. li: shit, i really thought he said 20 drops! a: fuck, but it's all good. l: ok, let's start with the first level of our side effects: very bad nausea. l: and they get a very special roommate: chrissi aka paul.
l: the urine bag is so disgusting! j: this is the fullest bag of urine ever. li: hi, i'm lisa, and that's annabell. l: you can start to forecast now that you feel queasy. l: lock the door! l: watch out for your fingers, this can leave stains. l: very good, louder! l: how disgusting, it looks like blood! a: omg, i'm really shaky lisa. li: shall i call the nurse?
l: tell her to check if you flushed the toilet. l: for the best friend you'd do everything. l: oh no, does she really clean that with the toilet paper? nurse: do you feel better already? a: no, i just puked. nurse: oh, ok.. i'm gonna get the doctor. doc: i heard you puked? that's because of the overdose. doc: you'll probably get some skin irritations. i'll take you with me and would like to do a complete blood count. and then we will see. li: this can't be true,. i think i got off at the wrong station! l: she is so annoyed about herself.
l: now jan will visit paul, because they know each other quite a while from the hospital now. l: she just ignored it! p: put on some clothes, you're half naked! j: i'm already so used to it, you know. p: yeah he can pull that off right? l: now we start with side effect #2. a: omg, my skin feels so itchy right now. li: yeah, i can see it! li: omg, annabell i feel so bad, i can't handle it. j: she is so on the ropes. annabell could demand everything from her now.
l: if i were lisa, i would feel so guilty and bad as well. li: i will never give anyone medication again! li: do you have this irritation only in your face or somewhere else as well? l: tell her to go and get a nurse, so that you can get something against the itchiness. a: can you go and get the nurse? it's so itchy i need something. l: victim lisa left the room. now paul aka chrissi can start to edit is urine bag. p:lisa, give me the tissues please. a: can we please do something against the itchiness? nurse: yes, come with me. p: actually, i wanted to ask you for your phone number now and now that..
p: that's so embarassing! nurse!!! p: nurse!! j: it's only me. p.. great... p: my catheter is broken. get me some toilet paper please! j: what happened? was it to full or what? p: i change into the other bed now. l: omg, i just saw everything from jan. nurse: you have to lay down now. you desperately need a rest. l: ok if that's too much over the top now, i will end the prank immediately. a: it so itchy everywhere. li: i know. l: ok now side effect #3: the hair. a: you can't imagine how itchy it is! l: ok, now scratch your skin and your head and you start to loose hair.
a: lisa my hair!!! li: lay down! don't touch your hair. stop it. li: stop it! a: you can't imagine how itchy it is. l: how are you? a: it's itchy and now i loose my hair, it has to stop now! l: sorry, can you look at this radiograph? l: welcome to prankenstein lisa! a: it doesn't hurt, and it's not itchy at all. li: he really said 20 drops, did'nt he? l: yes he did!
li: omg, i can't believe it. l: how amazing that you wanted to expulse the filming team. li: yeah i thought they film a documentary or something. li: i'm so happy! a: do you want to pull out my hair? li: nooo! l: the boys loved it, to be naked the whole day. from now on we will only film half naked in hospitals.
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